Date Archives January 2016

Saving Green Earth

He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Marry me. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I'm a monster. Army had half a day. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I'm afraid I just blue myself. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Really? Did nothing... Read MoreRead More

Shinny Day Out

He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Marry me. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I'm a monster. Army had half a day. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I'm afraid I just blue myself. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Really? Did nothing... Read MoreRead More

Embracing Minimalist Lifestyle

He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Marry me. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I'm a monster. Army had half a day. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I'm afraid I just blue myself. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Really? Did nothing... Read MoreRead More